“HOW’S YOUR DOG? Did you ever have a guy who asks you that? “HOW’S YOUR DOG?” …Fine, he’s all right. They’re not your dogs; they’re our dogs! Every now and then one of us has one for awhile. But they’re our dogs.

Okay, you’re home at night, got the TV on, but you got the lights on too ’cause you’re reading, doggie’s there, doing a crossword puzzle, answer the phone. You got a Pepsi, bag of Doritos, hey…Does this happen in your house? If a dog is shown on television, do you try to get your dog to look at the dog? “Look at the dog! Look at the dog! Look at the doggie! LOOK AT THE DOG, YOU *******!” They never look where you want, do they? They look at your hand. “Look over there” “What’s his hand doing up there, man? His hand is on my head! What did I do wrong?” “Well, for one thing, you missed the dog!”

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